Rajinikanth Rocks...

1.. Rajinikant killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikant does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. ...He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures
that Rajini...kanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikant can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikant can judge a book by it's cover.
7. Rajinikant can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikant can delete the Recycle Bin. After deleting files rajni doesnt send them to recycle bin, he sends them to HELL
9. Rajinikant once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays
DVDs.
10. Rajinikant can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikant once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are

today called giraffes.

12. Rajinikant once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
13. Rajinikant can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until
Rajinikant kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikant can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikant can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikant destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikant can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikant has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikant will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikant did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikant once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikant can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikant never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in
fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikant was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikant can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikant doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikant lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikant kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikant does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because
revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikant has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikant.
34. Rajinikant knows Victoria's secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikant stares at it.
36. Rajinikant can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikant kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won't find Rajinikant because you don't find Rajinikant; Rajinikant finds you.
39. Rajinikant gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikant leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikant once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The
result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikant killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikant can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikant puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikant goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikant can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikant can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikant can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikant can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikant calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikant did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikant. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikant got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikant's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikant.
56. Rajinikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water
with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikant killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikant once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself  in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikant can run at speed of light around a tree and screw
himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made
him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say "no one is perfect", Rajinikant takes this as a

personal insult.

67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikant was born.
69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to
Rajnikant. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikant is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikant knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikant.
74. Rajinikant sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the
tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikant had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikant collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikant can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikant doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikant's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
80. Rajinikant doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikant.
82. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikant's fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikant, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikant's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered
Rajinikant".
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikant was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikant is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikant.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikant is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away
from Rajinikant.
94. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikant.
95.Rajinikant's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikant does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out
of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikant plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world
99. Rajinikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100. you dont google rajnikant...u rajnikant google
101. Rajnikant's email is gmail@rajnikant.com
102. The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikant has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
103. Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!
104. The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikant gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikant sets deskmarks
105. Micheal Jordan to Rajni - I can spin a basketball on my fingers for 2 hrs. Can u? Rajnikant - How do u think earth spins?
106. Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography - The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records!
107. While playing once rajnikant said "statue" to a girl..now its know as "Statue of Liberty
108. Rajnikant to buy Facebook, he will be making one change in it, instead of 'like' he will put 'sooper'
109. Rajnikant once rolled a dice and scored a 7
110. Rajnikant runs until the Treadmill gets tired
111. Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. ;)
112. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikant n refused 2pay him back.. Tat was d last time.After that no one saw Dinosaurs
113. Rajni gives permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
114. Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANT award !
115. Rajnikant can build a snowman..... out of rain.
116. When Rajanikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on.... he turns the dark off.
117. Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
118. Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an invention
119. Rajnikant can write into A READ ONLY FILE
120. Rajnikant don’t have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and he’s already following you
121. Bullets dodge Rajnikant.
122. If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikant?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
123.Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
124. The square root of Rajnikant is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikant, the result is death.
125. Rajnikant has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
126. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.
127.Rajnikant laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don't bother..
128.One nite, while asleep, Rajnikant was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.
129. Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikant sets deskmarks
130. If Rajnikant would have born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence.
131.Rajnikant saved the Gal in one hand....titanic in other
132.Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk
132.Rajni is so hot..d cigarette burns before its lit
133.Rajnikant irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
134. Rajnikant wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced
135.Only Rajnikant can smell what the rock is cooking.
136. Intel's new tag line.... RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
137.Once Rajnikant entered bigg boss...The next day announcement was made... Rajnikant chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
138.Rajnikant can cut knife with apple.
139.What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaant!!!!!
140.Rajnikant knows who let the dogs out.
141.Nature answers Rajnikant's call.