One liner - Definations

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day

Test match.

 3. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which the man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gains her

Master’s.

4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

  

7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in? Such a way that everybody believes, she got the biggest piece.

  

8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

  

9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.

  

10. Conference Room:  A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everyone disagrees later on.

  

11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you  have never felt before.

  

12. Classic: A book which people praise but does not read.

  

13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office: A place where you can relax from the strenuous home life.

15. Yawn: The only time some married men get to open their mouth.

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

  

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

  

18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes