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7 Glance == 1 Smile
7 Smile == 1 Meeting
7 Meeting == 1 Kiss
7 Kisses == 1 Proposal
7 Proposal == 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!¼br />
 
 Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
 
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant

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