MATHEMATICS OF "KALYUG"

1.     SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT.
2.     An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
3.     Sushmita Sen – 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4.     4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
5.     Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum’s favourite serials.
6.     Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
7.     Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
8.     1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
9.     1 person – shirt = Salman Khan
10.     1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
11.     1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
12.     One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger
        than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya’sFilm.
13.     One man + one woman = Isha Deol
14.     Time waste – time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
15.     Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas
16.     New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
17.     Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
18.     Old heroes + old heroins = timepass
19.     action – suspense + comedy – thrill – story – clothes = Indiansuperhit movie
20.     Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra

• 1 Lady – 1 Brain = Aishwarya Rai
• 1 Lady – 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat
• 1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta