Smart way of Handling Females

A young man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with abeautifulyoung lady on his side."I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend" he said.

The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ringpriced at $4500."I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique", hesaid.

At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe."Here's one stunning ring at $33000."The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it.

"How are you paying?""I'll pay by cheque, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque and you can phone the bank on Monday and I'll collect the ring on Monday afternoon".

Monday morning a very irate jeweler phones the man."You lied there's no money in that account."

"I know, but can you imagine what a Fantastic WEEKEND I had????".............