Tips for the ladies

• Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

• If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

• Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

• In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

• Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

• I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. Lead me not into tempetation, I can find it myself.

• When life gives you lemons in 2011 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

• Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else ex boyfriend..!!