Funny SMS

Aaj apne dil ke derwaze hmare liye khol doJo kuch b dil me hai use bol doAgr hmara SMS Acha nhi lga toisi wqt apna mobile tod do..!Hahahahahaha$

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Arz kia h..waah bakri teri b kya shaan h..zara gaur farmaiega waah bakri teri b kya shaan h.......pooch k niche hingoli ki dukaan hai...

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Thought by Shiney ahuja:Chingari angare se kam nae hoti,sadgi shringar se kam nae hoti,ye to dekhne ka nazariya h warna kaamwali bhi kareena se kam nahi hoti

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Sardar tells a girl"come 2 my house at night,

nobody will b there...

Girl goes at night & really nobody was there..

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Teacher: Can anybody give an example of coincidence?Ballu: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time!

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Money mayCum &go.Frnds mayCum &go.Rain mayCum &go.Luv mayCum &go.But if u loose ur  teeth at dis age it vl never cum again...!! 

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