Insurance Joke
A lawyer and an Engineer were taking a
The LAWYER: I got all the money from Insurance. That is why I am here at this holiday. My house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid money for all I lost.
The ENGINEER: That's wonderful. I am here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for what I lost. The lawyer looked confused. Then asked : How do you START a flood.
Poems written by angry husband to his wife
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my Heart & i got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo,
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you.
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