Marriage

 

[1] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3]You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[4] I was told we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

[5] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

[6] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7

[7] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[8] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[9] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[12] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. #

[13] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[15] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[16] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!