Great Sardar Jocks..

 1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. 
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanti. 


2. Sardar : You cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: How ? 
Sardar : YOu said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio. 


3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. 
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. 


4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. 
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. 
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 


5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. 
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. 


6. Doctor to patient : YOu will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die. 
Patient : Yes. A good doctor. 


7. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. 
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. 
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. 


8. Interviewer : When is your birthday. 
Sardar : 13th Oct. 
Interviewer : which year ? 
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year. 


9. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. 
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. 


10. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? 
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". 
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. 


11. Boss : Where were you born ? 
sardar : Punjab . 
Boss : which part ? 
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. 


12 . American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai. 
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai. 


13. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? 
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.