Sardarji's...

# Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies. Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words. It is "you're standing on the oxygen tube!!"

# A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up.U know why?Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

# Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?

# Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

# A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

# Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

# Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

# Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth......... WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

# One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

# Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

# Sardar: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"

          MAN: "It's 3:15."

         Sardar: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the

 weirdest thing. I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get