Choice is yours

 Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK).

If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS,

you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre

 to take antidotes known as

"Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE),

"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM),

"Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER),

"Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).

Choice is yours....