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SANTA SINGH were fixing a bomb in a car.
BANTA SINGH: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
SANTA SINGH : Dont worry, I have a one more.

SANTA SINGH : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
SANTA SINGH : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

SANTA SINGH was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks SANTA SINGH why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
SANTA SINGH : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

SANTA SINGH got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

SANTA SINGH joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
SANTA SINGH : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day SANTA SINGH's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement
day will you give me a ring.
SANTA SINGH : Ya sure, to your landline or mobile.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one
before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

How will you destroy a submarine full of SARDAR’S?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe **?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,
oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is
he crying?

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated...drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
Radio!

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child .