More Rajnikant!!

# Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikant was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!
# Rajanikant did his KG from seven different places...Today those places are
known as IIT's!!!!!!
# Government of India pays tax to Rajanikant for living in India!!!!!!!
# Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikant stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This
greatest phenomenon is called solar eclipse.........!!!!!
# Rajanikant woke up one day and decided he should share at least one percent
of his knowledge with the world...... Thus....................... The google was born!!!!
# Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for independence....
# Best rajani joke!!!!!!
Even ghajini remembers rajani!!!!
# An email was sent from mysore to bangalore
Rajanikant stopped it at mandya ....
# Why earthquake do occurs?????
Because at that time Rajanikant's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!
# Once Rajanikant bunked a whole day in school.....!
Since then that day is known as..............................
Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# The pyramids in Egypt are actually........................................... Rajanikants primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!
# Breaking news:
ISRO does not exists anymore.....!!
Rajanikant purchased all the rockets for diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# Why did Rajani buy an acre of land with 4 wells on each corner?????
....................... To play carom!!!!!!
# Before tom cruise, rajani was approached for the movie mission impossible,
but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting..
# Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive.
Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic ocean with heroine in one hand and… titanic in the other.