Some Intelligent Fun....

Duniya ko Tension dene ke 2 aasaan tarike
1) Kabhi kisi ko poori baat na btau

If Child Labor Is A Crime
Then Why Teacher Gives Homework

United We Stand,
Divided We Fall,,
ka Hindi Version

"Sangathan Me Shakti Hai"
"Akele Me Phat Ti Hai"
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Don't Make Life To Stressful
Find Time To Laugh
Coz
It May Not Add Years To Ur Life
But
Adds More Life To Ur Years
>Be Happy Always
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Why Is DeLhi A MaLe CiTy (MAHANAGAR) & MuMbAi a FeMaLe CiTy (MAHANAGARI)?

A. Bcoz DeLhi HaS QUTUB MINAR & MuMbAI Has GATEWAY OF INDIA
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A Thermometer is NOT the ONLY Thing That Gets a "DEGREE" Without having a "BRAIN"
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When santa was in school.
Teacher asked him:
"I have 4 apples,
How can I divide it among 5 children?"
.
Santa answered:
.
.
"Kill One Child"!

Gandhji ke  Tino Bandaro Ka Pta Mil Gaya He,
1 "Karunanidhi"
(Jisko Ku6 Dikhta Nhi)
2 "Mamta"
(Jo kuch Sunti Nhi(
&
3 "Manmohan"
(Jo kuch Bolta Nhi

Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go
And See Every
Part Of The W0rld.
.
.
And What Do We Do?
.
.
We End Up Looking At Our Own House.
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Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to
dekho...
.
Band car ko b hila deti hai... ;

Samajh gaye toh thek warna POGO dekhte raho
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HEART Touching Lines...
.
.


______(Heart(______

Next Time I'll Send U KIDNEY Touching Lines.
Ok???:
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The best example for "Incredible India" is:
"One has to check both sides while crossing even a one-way road..!!

Meri Zindgi Toh
Ho GaYi He
Ek Boring Khel..
KabSe OnLine BaiTha Hu
Naa E-Mail Aata He..
Naa Fe-Mail??

Satya Wachan
-
KiSiKi SHAKAL
ItNi BuRi NaHi HoTi
JiTNi UsKe
VoTiNG-CARD Me
HoTi He

AuR
ItNi SUNDER B
NaHi HoTi
JiTNi
FaceBook Me HoTi He..
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Ek important Message
Agar kabhi
Toot Kar
Bikhar Jao to
Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena:
Kyo Ki
Mere Pas
5 Rs Wala
Fevi-Quick
Bekaar Pada hai..

USey BaRiSH AChhi LaGTi He
MuJhe
BaRiSH Me wO:
_
MuJhe
wO AChhi LaGTi He
UseY Koi AuR
_
EsLiYe
BHaD Me
JaYe BaRiSH
AUR
BHaD Me JaYe WoH.

The Most Painful Moment
.

When the only thing you know in your exam
is your name, Roll No. & the date
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1 Famous
Chiness Poet
*
"ShinGuYa Chi ChoNGo iTima ShiN Una
PiN PiNGo ChiNG"
*
Heart Touching Na!!??
Mere to
AanSu Aa GaYe.

1 DiN RaVaN
DiSCo Me GaYa
AuR
WaHa Jaa KaR
BeHoSh Ho GaYa
Q?
,
Qki
WaHa
GaTe PaR LiKHa Tha
EnTRy FeeS
Rs 1500/-
PeR HeaD.

Wife: Main Galti Se Khane Ke Saath Rumaal Bhi Kha Gayi
Sardar: Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Bachcha Aayega To "PAGDI" Pehan K Ayega!
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Facebook Users Ki banayee
Super Films:
1 Maine Comment kyu diya?
2 Mujse Chatting Karogi?
3 Hum Block Ho chuke Sanam

 4 FB ne bana di jodi
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Today I met
MaRiO
(wohi game wala)
I asked him
"Do U Remember Me?"
He replied
"No"

I Said
Kamine
I have lost
My whole Childhood
 to save your life…..
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Teacher- Dog?
Student-Bow Bow!
Teacher - Cat?
Student-Meow
Teacher -Lion?
Student-Aah Aah Aah Aaah..

.
.
Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Le0ne'..!!
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BaNTa Ko
SaNTa Ka
1 BLaNk MsG AaYa
FiR UsNe
SaNTa Ko
PhoNe KiYa
AuR BoLa-

Oye YaaR
TuZe MaLuM Hai
TeRe MoBiLe Ki
INK KhaTm Ho GaYi Hai.
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Best Request Ever:
Dear God
If U
Can’t Give Me
a Best Partner..
please
.
.
Make
all My Friends..
"Single"
ApNa NaHi ToH
KiSiKa NaHi.

How To Save The World,
.

1. Make a Document Titled "The World"
.
2. Save It

Sweet Fight:
Boy: Why Did You Send Me A Blank Text Msg?"
Girl: “Because I'm Not Talking To You.
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Traffic Cop: Didn't U Hear..
My Whistle Madam..??
.

Girl: Yes, But I Don’t like Flirting while I'm Driving.
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If you’re Teacher Puts
2x + 5x2 / -8 + 21
0n d Board
&
Tells u 2

Solve d Problem,
Get Up n Erase d Board
Problem Solved!
(Bt at your own risk)
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Height of Revenge:
Santa Catches a Mosquito,
Sings a Song & The Mosquito Goes-2 sleep
Then Santa Goes Near Mosquito’s Ear & Shouts
"ZUIINNN"

Why d Nails Don’t Bleed When We Cut Them????
.
?
.
?
Because They Are
"NA-KHOON"

"SUKH"
Tumhe utna hi milega
jitna Tumne Punya kiya hoga lekin
"SHANTI"
Utni hi milegi jitni
Gharwali ki ichchha hogi..
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When one speaks, everyone listen is called
"Shoksabha"
& when everyone speaks, but no one listen is called...
.

.
"Loksabha"
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How Do u Convert a university student to a criminal??
.
.
.
Burn some pages of his assignments,

A day before Submission.
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Who is d most inspirational person after our parents??
?
?
Bus Conductor!!
"CHALIYE CHALIYE, AAGE BADHIA AAGE"

The most common password people
use around the world
.
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A man meets a frnd & notices he is wearing an earing.
"When did u start wearing Earing?"
Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!

Britisher: Y All U Indians r In Different Colors?
Look We Al r White!

Abdul kalam: HORSES r In Different Colors.
But D0NKEYS r All d same!!