Roles in Heaven

 

# Brahma Systems Installation

# Vishnu Systems Administration & Support

# Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant

# Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management

# Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist)

# Ganesh Quality Assuarance & Documentation

# Narada Data transfer

# Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

# Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records

# Apsaras Downloadable Viruses

# Devas Mainframe Programmers

# Surya Solaris Administrator

# Rakshasas In house Hackers

# Ravan ! ;Internet Explorer WWWF

# Lakshman Support Software and Backup

# Hanuman Linux/s390

# Jatayu Firewall

# Dronacharya System Programmer

# Vishwamitra Sr. Manager Projects

# Valmiki Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

# Krishna SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

# Arjun Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

# Abhimanyu Trainee Programmer

# Draupadi Motivation & Team building

# Bhima Mainframe Legacy System

# Duryodhana Microsoft product Written in VB

# Karna Contract programmer

# Dhrutarashtra Visual C++

# Gandhari Dreamweaver

# 100 Kauravas Microsoft Service Packs and patches