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HI! THESE ARE THE FEW ESSENCE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! -
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Save water.
Shower with your friend.
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend.
A Successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.