Things All Indian Parents Say

Humare time mein aisa nahi tha.

Ye kaise gaane hain, humare time ke gaano ki baat hi kuch aur thi.

Paise ped pe nahi ugte.

Tum bade hoge tab samajh mein aayega.

Logon ko do waqt ki roti nahi milti, tumko sab milta hai isiliye naatak karte ho.

Mai keh rahi hoon isliye.

Chai piyoge to kaale ho jaoge.

Kitni baar batana padega?

Itna TV dekhega to chashma lag jayega.

Tum Maa-Baap banoge tab yaad karoge.