Fun Time...

I’m not addicted to Facebook.

I only use it when I have time..

Lunch time,

break time,

bed time,

off time,

this time,

that time,

any time,

all the time...

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There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:

Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:

Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:

Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:

Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:

Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:

Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :

These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'

once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

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Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,

Kis Kis Ke Liye Banata Taj?

Hamein To Nazar Aati Hai Har Ladki Mumtaz...

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Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.

But the problem starts, when husband comes home after finishing his 25000 words wife starts her 30000.

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Minimum Area with Maximum Decoration...

=A Girl's Face

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