1. How BEDROOM smells?
After MARRIAGE:
1st 3 yrs. - Flowers, Perfumes, Chocolate, FruitsAfter 3 yrs - Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils.
After 15 yrs - Zandu Balm,Vicks, Iodex, Relispray.After 40 yrs - Agarbatti.
2. Four stages of marriage: Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other,
Mad because of each other.
3. What's Marriage?Answer - MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
4.Definition Of Happy Couple - HE Does What SHE Wants,
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
5. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my
command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a
Husband..!!
6. 'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."- Shakespear
"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten Your Life."- Shakespear's Wife
7. Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati
to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.
Awesome reply:
Husband: Are pagli, Blood Relation mein shaadiyan
kaha hoti hain!!!
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